MERRY CHRISTMAS WHITNEY!
It’s been a rollercoaster of a year for you… you know with how well behaved you’ve been (or not). You went on sprees of being so angelic and solidified your place on the nice list, but then in a flash, you undid it all with a 180 degree turn that landed you in so hopelessly on the naughty list. But luckily, you pulled through just in time as the year came to a close by doing just enough to squeak by and sneak back onto the nice list. Well done! It’s got to be one of your life’s greatest works! Merry Christmas and enjoy your gift. Scroll down to see it!
Keep scrolling!
Keep going!
You’re making some real headway!
That’s it, keep doing it just like that!
Scrolling never felt so good, keep doing it!
You’re doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it well… keep doin’ it!
You’re so close… can you feel it?!
Isn’t the anticipation killing you? Keep going!
Almost there, I promise! Keep scrolling!
You’re thinking, “how much more scrolling is he really going to make me do?” Keep going and you’ll find out!
Now this is just bordering on ridiculous! Buuuuuut… keep scrolling!
All right, enough is enough!
Merry Christmas!